Lady GaGa trampled by a group of 12 zombies, but not eaten. What does she have that we don't?
Ushers sex tape revield online and now with state of the art equipment, film enhancent shows the first group of Zombies sleeping in the background.
Justin Beiber was locked in a porto-potty after a concert while hundreds of zombies were reported throwing milk bottles at him.
Charlie Sheen under investigation for killing and keeping one of his 'goddesses'. Sheen says that "as a zombie, she can't stop me from acting like an ass and repeatedly saying WINNING in the shower".
OBAMA questioned on why he plays golf during an obvious end of the world, and why he has a zombie caddy on a chain.. his responce?? "THAT IS OUT OF MY PAY GRADE".